What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant