What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant