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What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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What's enormous, gray, and unimportant?

Irrelephant.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant