What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron.

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What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.