Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

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Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.