Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.