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Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.