Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.