Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.