What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.