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What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.