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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.