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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead