He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?
You get banned from the petting zoo.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Tequilher
It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
Because it's a toad's tool.
Because it hurt.
Loose stools
Jesus
