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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....