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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox