Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.