Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

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What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!