Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox