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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox