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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!