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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

April Jokes More April Jokes

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.