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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What's Canada's intelligence agency called?

The C.I. Eh

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

April Jokes More April Jokes

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Can February march?

No, but April may.

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce