How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

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What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's?

56eh.

How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.