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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's?

56eh.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

April Jokes More April Jokes

Who's there! April! April who?

April might make you feel better!

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.