How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.