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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.