How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.