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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla