How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.