How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.