Bbq Jokes

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.