Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
He wanted to smoke a joint!
Because they can't get high.
Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
BBQ sauce
YAAAAAAAAALE
