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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site?

More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Joseph Jokes More Joseph Jokes

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.