God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Because we want to!
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
Hands up
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Calf Raises.
I'm Thor
Gouda Hell.
The more you bang it the looser it gets.
You'll know if she was faking it.
Loose stools
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Because Jesus WEPt.
