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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.