Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!