Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking