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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.