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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.