Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.