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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.