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Gasoline Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

Despise Jokes More Despise Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.