Gasoline Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan?

Inter-mitten.