How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How do you make a cat woof?

Soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Gallon Jokes More Gallon Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.