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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.