How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Gallon Jokes More Gallon Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.