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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

How long were you at your last job?

"Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.