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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What are cranes made of?

Cranium.