How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What are cranes made of?

Cranium.

What bird can lift the most?

A crane