What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Flint Michigan Jokes More Flint Michigan Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.