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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.