What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond