What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.