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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.