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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter