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What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

What is the quietest place on Earth?

The complaint department at a parachute packing company.

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.