What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich