What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!