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What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE