How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.