How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.