How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.