How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.