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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.