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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.