He used the Cross Walk.
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He tried to skip the Cross walk.
Because 7 ate 9.
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Because she didn't want to go.
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If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
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Walking JK, Rolling.
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I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
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They all dress like Dobby.
