How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.