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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?

Jergen's lotion.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.