How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet