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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

Got a pencil and worked it out.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.