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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.