How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.