March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Previous Random Joke Next
Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.