How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet