How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.