What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!