What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?