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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What do you call a beauty pageant for cartographers and magicians?

Miss Direction.