What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!