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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

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How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall?

Hocus Focus

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.