Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

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What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

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He's staring at somebody else's shoes.