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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.