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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

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How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.