Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

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How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.