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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What makes a fencing post extra funny?

When it's a riposte.

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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Why are indecisive miners the worst?

Because all day they deal with ores.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.