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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.