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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.