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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How's your day Dog?

Rough...

What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

They both have wet noses.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Paul Walker die?

His name wasn't Paul Driver.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.