Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.