Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.