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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.