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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What's worse than lime?

Sublime.

What kind of limes open doors?

Key limes.