Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What rhymes with orange?

No, it doesnt.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What kind of limes open doors?

Key limes.

What is a tick's favorite fruit?

Lime.