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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.