Because the lime was engaged.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
They prefer to use Norse code.
He lives on a street with no name.
At the ghost office.
It doesn't have windows.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Pulp Fiction
Cross mouse cards!
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Too many thank-you notes.
Optimus.
Lime.
Key limes.