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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What kind of limes open doors?

Key limes.