Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What kind of limes open doors?

Key limes.