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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What's worse than lime?

Sublime.

What is a tick's favorite fruit?

Lime.