Lime Jokes

What is a tick's favorite fruit?

Lime.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's worse than lime?

Sublime.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What kind of limes open doors?

Key limes.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.