What kind of limes open doors?

Key limes.

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What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What's worse than lime?

Sublime.