What kind of limes open doors?

Key limes.

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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What is a tick's favorite fruit?

Lime.