Optimus.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
A Beyonc.
Engage.
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
Fiancee.
Because the lime was engaged.
Because 'Illinois you!
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
Fiance
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Girl: No, I am a dentist.
Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.
A Shih Tzu
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
You keep it waiting for three hours!
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.
Autobotulism
Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.
50 pounds.
