Engage Jokes

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

You might also enjoy:

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Southern Girl Jokes More Southern Girl Jokes

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Patrick Stewart Jokes More Patrick Stewart Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.