Optimus.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
A Beyonc.
Engage.
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
Fiancee.
Because the lime was engaged.
Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
About 3 replies in the top comment thread.
Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
When there is a prophet involved.
A widow
I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done
Because they work on so many levels
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
Don't look I'm changing
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.
Yellow Jackets*
Bumble gum.
A hotdog
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
