Beyonc Jokes

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

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How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

Feyonce Jokes More Feyonce Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.