Beyonc Jokes

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

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Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Jay Jokes More Jay Jokes

Who is jay?

And why are they always mocking him

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.