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What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

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How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.