What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!