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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!