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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!