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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!