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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows!

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!