What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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They know how to work under the hood!

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!