Getting all high and mighty
Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.
Because they all joined
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Because it crashes all the time.
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
A high turnover.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
