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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What's black and never works?

Decaf coffee.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers