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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.