What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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Because they can't get high.

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Because he wanted them to work over-time

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He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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Weed out only the best suppliers

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If you burn it you get stoned