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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.