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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet