What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

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What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

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Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

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What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!