What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.