What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

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What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate