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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.