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Virginity Jokes

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

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What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!