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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!