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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.