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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries