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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you)

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.