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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Quran Jokes More Quran Jokes

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran