What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned