What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!