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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries