What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran