What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight