What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!