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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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Who are you with?

And "Just heard our song"

What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..