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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.