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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking