Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking