Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What do you call empathetic bovine?

Understand bull

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.