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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking