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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.