Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.