Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.