Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.