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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Monet Jokes More Monet Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.