Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Monet Jokes More Monet Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.