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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Monet Jokes More Monet Jokes

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.