What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Key limes.

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What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!