What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.