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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!