What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.