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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!