What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!