Lo Mein Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

How do you start an insect race?

One two flea - go

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What do Chinese people do when they have an erection?

They vote