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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

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Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

Ele-font

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.