Lo Mein Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

What did the Asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!