Lo Mein Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin