Lo Mein Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What do you call a one-legged asian woman?

Irene

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese?

Nanking Donuts

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!