What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.