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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

(sorry if this is the wrong forum)

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!