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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod?

Electrifying entertainment.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.