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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.