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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.