Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes