Why can't you be successful like your brother?

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What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes