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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...