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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

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Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.