Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

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Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.