What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.